There, as you can see, yours truly shall make a short road-trip to the feminist camp today. Well not exactly, since I don’t use any of the things I learn from watching these shows. I love to look at women of all shapes and sizes though, and I just can’t control myself when they get all emo with tiny love handles and globules hidden in areas that their sex partners might not even find LOL!
Seriously lah, it’s good for women to get chubby after marriage. I think I might not get turned on if she arcs her back and I can see her extra-large guitar ribs during a kinky session. I mean if my woman still had a Kate Moss figure after having my kids, it’s either she’s traumatised by bulimia, or my cooking just sucks to the core.
Yes, I’m a firm believer that true men don’t make love to sticks. Just look at Monica Bellucci…
Doesn’t she look divine? Vincent Cassel is such a lucky bastard.
So anyway, here’s what gets me into fits of laughter on an average week without readings and assignments… 
How To Look Good Naked
What’s it About
Gay Fashionista Carson Kressley goes about teaching semi-depressed cunts on how to love their bodies. They strip to their undies and weep profusely at the ‘apparent abomination’ that’s in the mirror, while the pussy host comforts them with patronising exaggerations about the good parts—which makes so much sense you can’t help but give the woman a slap in her face. He further educates them on the right bras and dresses, before psyching them for a nude and somewhat edited spread that will be shown all over the city.
What I think
Oh! The wonders and deceptions of Adobe Photoshop! It clearly shows that many women love to shop, but some just keep shopping for the wrong shit hahahaha.
Trinny and Susannah Undress the Nation
What’s it about
How is it remotely possible, with all the shopping and innate knowledge of looking good, that more than of 50% of the world’s women have ugly tits because of the WRONG BRA?? British MILFs Trinny and Susannah organise county-wide rallies and events to revamp Britain’s appalling fashion sense. In addition to their enthusiasm, the two ladies have an adorable sense of shamelessness, as seen in the way they scream around in their undies and compliment their own Botox treatments.
What I think
Seriously, I kinda thought the episode on dressing men was relatively useful. There’s quite a great deal to learn about body shape and fabrics, but I’ll take a pass on that. T-shirts and jeans with Puma sneakers still work best for me. Beautiful Brit-accents aside, I am quite mesmerised by Trinny (yep, she’s on the left in this pic)…she’s so fashionably desirable. And believe me, it is anything but rude if these women start frisking you.
Ladette To Lady
What’s it about
In good old-fashioned idealism, a company of snobs attempt to transform a handful of foul-talking, fag-loving, alcoholic and frivolous young women known as ladettes into fine-cultured hypocrites affectionately known as LADIES…Participants make a humiliating blunder in cooking, balancing books on heels and controlling their stereophonic farts and burps at a fine dining session.
What I think
I think ladettes are lovely. I mean really, this whole culture/non-culture shit should be disposed of once and for all. I’d rather be with a genuine firecracker than go to bed with a Stepford wife each night!!
